Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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