I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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