singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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