I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
