So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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