Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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