i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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