yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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