wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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