My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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