absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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