Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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