Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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