no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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