My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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