Capitaan dildo arrescate!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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