Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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