There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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