Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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