I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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