Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
