I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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