ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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