Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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