Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
