Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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