Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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