i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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