Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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