their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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