Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just tell him i said nine months
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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