he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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