Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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