he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
NoShamevember. You game?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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