He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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