The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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