I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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