I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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