We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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