I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
