he shaved USA in his pubs
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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