I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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