Sry I called you an 8
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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