I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Randomize
