I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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