marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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