I am puke
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
