hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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