Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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