I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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